Olimar



Olimar Cortez is a well known, notoriously volatile and psychopathic explorer. He's from Planet Hot Chocolate (Spain) and is known for being the first person to find Pikmin.

Early life
Olimar Cortez was the son of Evil Baron, Herman The Impailer, and his wife Ada Cortez (Nee Hitler). They grew up in the Massive Castle that towered above the local village. Olimar's father would often capture and torture villagers for fun. He wanted his son to follow in his twisted footprints and so he taught him various torture techniques and made him practice using carrots. Trouble was though, Olimar was too mental to actually develop out torturing carrots and so continued even when his father told him to torture people. He sometimes did but usually using carrots. He spent most of his childhood force feeding other children carrots, or impailing them on a giant carrot.

Olimar's father eventually got annoyed at Olimar and sold him to President Nixon who sent him on a pizza delivery. Unfortunately, Olimar was immensely stupid and drove into a rock and crashed into Pikplanet. Unfortunately, for the local Pikmin, they looked like carrots and so Olimar's psychopathic genetics took over and he went on a month long rampage. This forced the locals to rebuild his ship, kidnap Olimar and then send him back into space.

But Olimar did not give up at that and only went back, He took back up in the form of his demented boss and kidnapped a young employee who was on was on work experience. Olimar lost the young employee and was later abandoned by him and eventually got eaten by a giant spider. Olimar stole all of the locals food and treasure, then left.

Olimar is currently on run from the police for mass murder. He has taken his boss hostage and is threatening to kill him. The police have opened an "Olimar Watch" where people can tell them if they've seen him.

Food
The only Olimar could survive so long on the planet was by eating his Pikmin. He usually ate them in soup with the other local spices. He also eats Pikpik carrots; deformed pikmin.