Pikmin

Pikmin are tasty little carrots with legs who feed of off human flesh and drugs. Someone decided these things are worthy of having two games made about them. Pikmin are known for having the shortest average life of any animal (30 seconds). They usualy end up being fed to bulborbs by midget aliens, but they often end up getting themselves killed though by doing stupid things like running away from a giant that wants to eat them, but forgetting about the enemy and stopping to pluck grass.

History of pikmin
Pikmin have been around as long as carrots have been around; Pikmin are carrots who cross breeded with fleas to create an essence of always dying (Pikmin). They then spent 8000 years inside a giant onion.

During this time they split into many differnent groups (all due to genetic freakiness).


 * Red Pikmin: Are immune to high temperatures, although nobody ever tells you this, the game makers just expect you to find it out yourself.


 * Yellow pikmin: Yellow Pikmin are actually masses of mixed up DNA, so their ability changes all the time. It was originally able to carry explosives but they were recently changed to being immune to electricity.


 * Blue Pikmin: Are immune to water, yes that's right most Pikmin are witches who melt within contact to water. (IM MELTIIING).


 * Purple Pikmin: DEY IZ CHUNKEH!


 * White Pikmin: Pikmin whos blood type is carbon monoxide. Immune to the poison it ironically produces. It also uses its bloodshot eyes to randomly dig everwhere like crazy people.


 * Bulbmin: Made from a Bulborb and Pikmin reproducing, crazy and oddly immune to everything except getting eaten by its parent!

Pikmin miraculously survived long enough to end up being found by Olimar, Olimar gave the pikmin alot of new oppurtunities, of death. Now Pikmin can be killed by:
 * Getting eaten
 * Drowning
 * Burning
 * Getting blown up
 * Poison
 * Getting squished
 * Electrocution
 * Getting abandoned by Olimar
 * Getting abandoned by Louie
 * Getting abandoned by President
 * Getting beaten to death by Mushroom Pikmin

Olimar's Relationship with Pikmin
When Olimar gets hungry, he chops up Pikmin and eats them. He also likes to throw bomb-rocks at them just for entertainment. Olimar loves his Pikmin.